'You're Covered In Cheetos Dust': These Catfish Enemies Read Each Other For Filth

Mark our words: This one will be legendary.


On tonight's Catfish, so much shade was thrown any time as a young man finally met his fake Internet beau that we're betting the episode will inspire a mountain of memes -- and earn a place on every "most memorable Catfish episodes" list from here to eternity.


the opening segment of the catty Catfish equation: Mike, who, just before moving from Connecticut to California, had met a hottie named Joey on Grindr. Yet alas, Joey was hella shady -- he bailed on a visit or two and only videochatted in a "pitch black" room. Um, okay...


And Mike? Well, let's just mention he was a little bit added. Okay, a lot extra.


"I tan, eat sushi and drink on the beach day-to-day he told Nev and this week's visitor host Jane Carrey (aka lead singer of The Jane Carrey musical group and daughter of Jim Carrey). As for his life aspirations?


"I don't really visualize myself working. I think the ideal fit for me is to be a top-of-the-line trophy hubby he mentioned. His prerequisites for a mate: "They just have to be successful."


Yet, Nev wondered, did Joey -- a mechanic by trade -- fit Mike's requirements? According to the tanned one himself, yes – although Nev doubted his choices in general.


"Does he really know what he wants?" He asked Jane. "I think in a task to find some identity, he became a character. He wants a sugar daddy to take care of him, [he wants to] eat sushi -- because that's what [he's] seen on television. "


Nevertheless as far as identity, let's get to the big question on hand: Who was Joey? Turned out, it was Mikey -- aka Mike's former BFF.


"I wanted to break his heart -- I got mine damaged Mikey mentioned once they came face to face, just before claiming that Mike had slept with his now-ex.


Mike, yet, denied the allegations, and that's as soon as the two began reading. Each. Other. For. Filth. First, Mike recommended that Mikey hadn't exactly come camera-ready.


"Next time, do your f*cking makeup," he mentioned. "This is a reality show, not a f*cking horror show."


"I can't stand you," Mikey spat back.


"I can't stand looking at you," Mike retorted. Then he went for the jugular: "I'm going to beat you at everything you ever do for your entire life. You'll habitually be uglier, older, and disgusting."


Mikey's reply? "You're, like, covered in Cheetos dust."


*BAM*


Mike, naturally, just shook off the insult – and didn't think about Mikey as soon as he proposed that Mike was just playing a “character.” (Sound familiar?) “I'm still living my best life in California,” Mike mentioned. “You're still here [in Connecticut]." And once Nev realized the two were at an impasse and determined to call it a day, Mike had one last quotable quote: "I'm going to move on. Life's short. Bathing suits should be shorter."


So what became of the dueling duo? Two weeks later, throughout a video-call catchup, Mike announced that (surprise!) He had Mikey had "patched things up" -- then said that he's still searching for a sugar daddy. And that, companions, leaves us wondering: do you know Nev and Mikey were right, and is Mike playing a character? Does he really not know what he wants in life? Or is the sassy sun worshiper just living his best life? Tell us your thoughts, then catch another Catfish next Wednesday at 9/8c.