Will The 'Keto Guido' Make It Through Jersey Shore: Family Vacation?

Another MVP night out in Miami rocked the one and only "keto guido" — and not even Jesus could save him.


Judging from tonight's Jersey Shore: Family member Vacation, the lure of liquor and hot bottle ladies might be becoming also much for Vinny, who can't seem to go 24 hours without calling his girlfriend back residence to 'fess up to another "crime."


His latest criminal act, so to speak? While Vin didn't physically pick up a stripper this time, he turned up a little bit too much by getting a girl's two females phone numbers, one of which he dubbed "a hot Britney Spears." (Sorry, Brit.) Luckily, Mike was able to pull him away before he actually made a "Ronnie-level mistake."


"The struggle is real for Vinny," mentioned Mike. "He loves his girl, although soon after a couple bottles of alcoholic beverages, he also loves this girl we're talking to right now."


The Staten Island native's explanation? Let's just mention the ladies (and beverages) at the club were pretty hard to resist.


"A big fat booty is my weakness," he admitted. "I'm certainly dying now looking at big fat a**es. I'd like to put my face on it; I'd like to put my drink on it."


Vinny then tried to save face while in not one although two awkward conversations through the the duck phone with his girl Elicea, who wasn't having his latest "explanation." Case in point, she straight-up hung up on the pizza-topping connoisseur.


Will Vinny (and his ketogenic diet) have the ability to survive Family Vacation at this point? Sound off with your thoughts, and catch an all-new episode next Jerzday Thursday at 8/7c!