'Why'd You Even Marry Him?': Angelina's Dog Is Asking The Important Questions On Family Vacation

If Angelina's pup has any mention, her marriage might actually be headed for Splitsville sooner rather than later.


Tonight's Jersey Shore: Family member Vacation saw the Staten Island native turning to the experts for relationship suggestions. No, not a lawyer this time. More like a pet psychic. (Yes, really.) Immediately after adopting two new rescue cats, Angelina noticed herself in another catfight, literally: "One of these is biting me and, like, scratching the crap out of me, and he sh*ts on the floor everywhere." Nevertheless at least it's not the back of a Miami taxicab...?)


With the help of her psychic grandma's spiritual connections and a few reinforcements (the ladies, Ang hoped to get to the bottom of why her "cats are evil and vicious" -- and maybe get a little bit insight into her unraveling marriage. Immediately considering that, her decision deadline (and second wedding anniversary) was slowly creeping up.


Enter psychic medium, pet communicator, and author Teresa, who felt an instant connection with Angelina's tiny Yorkie, Peanut.


"Peanut is tuned into you, like it's radar. I don't know how personalized you aspire to get, yet you and spouse are having real turbulent issues," Teresa shared. "She really doesn't like Chris. And she mentioned to me, 'Why'd you even marry him? It was arguing from day one.'"


Not entirely shocking, seeing because the pint-sized pooch actually bit Chris the opening starting week they met. Teresa also alluded to the fact that Chris might not directly have been entirely faithful while the two were temporarily separated, which Angelina noticed hurtful, adding that he feeds junk food like a child, her own mama doesn't like him, and he is a narcissist.


"What is it gonna take for you to wake up? This is what Peanut tells me. Nothing changes. The cycle continues. He comes back for a little, you guys within 1/2 a hour are fighting, arguing," Teresa said.


of course, Peanut's take on Angelina's spouse was soul-crushing: "My best friend, the passion of my life that's been with me through everything, every f*cking damaged engagement, every bad dark day in my life, isn't happy here because of Chris."


Teresa then predicted that Angelina and Peanut could be moving to a bigger home. without Chris. And that someone could be waiting with open arms. "I visualize him, and I visualize you've met him already," she mentioned. (Cue all eyes on Vinny! Or hey, maybe that guy in Old Bridge.)


The medium noted that Ang is at a crossroads, and she has to create a choice. Immediately after reiterating the couple's unhappiness, Teresa mentioned it's going to take some self-work on Angelina's part. Could Teresa (and Peanut) be on to something? Sounds off in the comments, and catch an all-new episode next Thursday at 8/7c.