Watch Ariana Grande's Ponytail Fight Crime And Sign Autographs

Why is Ariana Grande's hair so big? Because it's full of secrets — and superpowers.


The Sweetener singer — who's currently across the pond dazzling with the Brits with funky cover songs — appeared in a pre-taped sketch that aired on The Tonight Show on Wednesday (September 5). The premise: Ari's signature, sky-high ponytail is — gasp! — Sentient. It could pick up the phone, sign an autograph for Questlove, fetch a La Croix for Jimmy Fallon, and, in the grand finale, stop a robbery and perform a citizen's arrest. As Grande says, it's simply "sick."


Grande went ponytail-less for a throughout August — throughout the release week for Sweetener and for her heavenly VMA performance — however she admitted going back to her fave fashion was "just meant to be." Right now we can fully visualize why — male, mumbly voice aside, her beloved pony is almost an additional assistant/security guard/superhero rolled into one. She's up, divine, and she is a certified badass.