Two Babies (And A Divorce?): Changes Are In Store For The Jersey Shore Fam

The Jersey Shore fam continues to be hit with all the life changes -- and so they just keep rolling with the punches fist pumps.


Tonight's season premiere kicked off with the official official return of Snooki, whose family vacation FOMO was in full force last year. While Dren Nicole did throw crabcakes in Angelina's hair make a handful of appearances, she missed the fam something awful.


Speaking of mom life: While JWOWW has been in full-on wedding-planning mode with Zack, Deena delivered her second precious meatball following 12 hours of labor.


"Cameron is just everything I considered and more. He's cute, also it was just astonishing she gushed.


Angelina isn't about that mom life (or even wedded life), as her relationship with Chris keeps it up and continues to be on the rocks -- also it can be in back of any Sitch-level saving.


"The fights between my hubby and I've Been getting worse," she admitted. "Chris just wants to sit stagnant. He doesn't even hope to really go to therapy. He's not even attempting to repair anything or mend anything."


That Staten Island native mentioned she's been "really depressed" and went for now as to meet with her lawyer (alongside experienced divorcee JWOWW) to discuss a f*cking tongue twister marriage settlement agreement. She determined that if things haven't improved by her second wedding anniversary, it could be over.


As for the guys, Ronnie's plans to recommend to Saffire were cut short right after his Los Angeles arrest, leading his choice to take a break from the series to address "mental health issues."


And soon after two years away from the booth, "DJ Pauly D is back in corporation with Nikki by his side for a cross-country tour. Despite a packed calendar, the prank war champion still makes time to troll his side piece Vinny, who's chillin' in L.A. (And seeking love from Alexa).


Just a number of weeks after the birth of Deena's babe, Mike and Lauren became first-time parents -- and let's be real, seeing the Sitch in papa bear mode is everything we all need right now.


"Officially being Big Daddy Sitch, officially being a dad -- I'm loving every minute of it," he said.


Yet sadly, Baby Romeo didn't come residence immediately after his birth: The newborn spiked a fever and was put into the NICU. And right now, the Sorrentino's are taking things "one day at a time."


Which change came because the hugest surprise? Sound off in the comments, and visualize what's next for the Jersey Shore fam Thursday at 8/7c.