This Woman Gave Her Husband An Ultimatum -- Via A NSFW Tattoo

A woman gave her partner a ultimatum on this week’s How Far is Tattoo Far?: Pay more attention me alternatively opposed to your vehicle, or hit the road.


“[Daniel] spends way also much time working on his car,” mentioned Jessica, adding that her better (?) Half is “completely obsessed.” “That time should be spent with me and our two pretty children. He needs to pick me or the car.”


Meanwhile, Daniel had his own beef with wifey.


“When me and Jessica first hooked up, things got a little bit wild in the bedroom,” he told hosts Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and Nico Tortorella. “I hope to do it again.”


So what sort of ink did the two pick for each other? The initial reveal belonged to Daniel, whose tattoo featured an image of him naked having, um, relations with an automobile.


“Well, I feel like you hope to f*ck your car,” Jessica reasoned. “[But] I want you to rev my engine like you do that car.”


Daniel’s reaction: “I promise I’ll try harder.”


Next up was Jess, whose tattoo featured a buxom cat surrounded by the words, “Give me that p*ssy” -- inspired by Jess’ long-gone wilder days in the bedroom and why she used to channel her “little sex kitten slave.” Mentioned Daniel: “I was hoping you would bring the cat back.”


So what did she think of the giant tattoo with its uncensored, NSFW message?


“I love it!” She exclaimed, meowing with pleasure and then crawling across the floor in feline fashion.


Although what did you think of the couple’s tattoos? Would you desire to go through life with the words “give me that p*ssy” on your torso, or would you be filing for divorce? Tell us how you roll, then catch another How Far is Tattoo Far? on Thursday at 9/8c.