This Challenge Quitter Just Delivered the Most Epic Tell-Off Ever

If heroes get remembered yet legends never perish, because the wonderful Sandlot once posed, imagine Real World: Las Vegas alum Arissa officially immortal. Her epic, vulgar-splattered tell-off on the most recent The Challenge: All Stars episode was NSFW myth-making at its most potent…and we kinda loved it.


Immediately after Teck’s elimination, the game’s remaining players were divided into four teams for “On the Ropes,” a race played in two heats of two teams each. At the sound of host TJ Lavin’s horns, players would alternate racing from one platform across a tangled web of ropes to a second platform and back, at which point they could detach one of their opponents’ ropes and send it splashing into the water below.


And while Gold Team Ruthie, Aneesa, Mark, Yes and Derrick proved to have the game down to a science, it was a struggle for the Silver Team: Jemmye, Syrus, Nememiah and Captain Beth, who was automatically sentenced to The Arena for leading the losing team.


“I’m just not having good luck in this game so far,” mentioned Beth, whose forearms were raw with rope burn immediately after The Challenge.


Mark, who earned the power of the Life Saver as segment of his team’s win, toyed with the idea of finally activating the relic that had for now been unused by former winners Jisela, Kendal and Nehemiah. Mark mentioned he was decided to save Katie, who eventually nominated herself into The Arena right after a unremarkable efficiency, from the forthcoming elimination round and, alternatively, send Kendal in her place.


Still, Jemmye, Beth’s unlikely Challenge BFF, insisted that Arissa could be Beth’s best bet for an elimination-round win. Not only did Beth outsize the Battle of the Sexes 2 finalist, Arissa — who’d been separating herself from the rest of the residence throughout social hours — seemed like an easy target.


“Arissa is a very different person than I know from Real World: Las Vegas,” Alton observed of his former housemate. “She was sort of like this hardcore chick. Right now Arissa is sort of like a loner actually…that’s probably going to put a flag on you.”


Still, Arissa insisted to Mark that she wanted to play ball.


“I wanna participate in this game,” Arissa eventually reassured Mark. “I don’t like people f***ing with my cash. Just because I’m zen doesn’t mean I can’t revert back to that piece of me if need be.”


And revert, Arissa surely did.


Mark, who did, indeed, use the Life Saver to save Katie, unexpectedly discovered that it wasn’t he who’d pick her replacement: The residence would have to vote once more for Beth’s new opponent. And once Darrell, the opening up to bat, struggled to name his nominee, Beth proposed Arissa.


So Darrell complied. And then, so did several of his fellow competitors. And then, Arissa was summoned down to The Arena, although she didn’t make the trip quietly.


“Bitch, you don’t desire to be able to see me in this Arena,” Arissa mentioned. “I’ll f***ing send you home.”


Arissa, seething, originally seem poised to take Beth on in “Wall Ball” though insisted to TJ that she’d rather “box her.” Although once it was time to compete, Arissa tore off her helmet, turned to face the crowd beyond her and delivered a diatribe more fiery than Ayanna right after her BOTS2 elimination, more wounded than Rachel immediately after her Battle of the Sexes ousting and more biting than Jo right after removing herself from Gauntlet 2.


“I don’t require a helmet -- I’d actually like to address my residence right now,” Arissa mentioned. “The way y’all pulled this sh** was some flagrant, snake-ass sh**. And Whenever I respect the way this game is played, what I don’t respect is how y’all is living, which is pretty f***ing foul. And if I can’t box her, I don’t want any segment of it.”


“So f*** you, I’m done,” Arissa added as she threw up a middle finger. “Y’all can kiss my motherf***ing ass. And that’s the motherf***ing game.”


That’s the motherf***ing game. May Etsy unveil its new related number of fine residence furnishings by summer.


Check out Arissa’s filthy dismissal in all its fiery glory in the latest episode, and be sure to keep tuning in to The Challenge: All Stars on Paramount+ with new episodes every Thursday.