The Truth Came Out On Jersey Shore -- Thanks To An Actual Lie Detector

Just while you think nothing can top murder mysteries and tantric sex therapy sessions, DJ Pauly D pulled off the largest surprise of these all on the last night of the latest family vacation.


Tonight's Jersey Shore: Family member Vacation season finale kicked off with "the dumbest race" in the past of guido sports -- guidos running in swim fins, you could imagine the rest -- and culminated with the arrival of one rather shocking note on Mike's doorstep. No, not that note... More on that one later.


Turns out that Pauly (who with little effort peaced out early) took it upon himself to book fun activity lie detector tests for the gang's last night in the Banana Republic Florida Keys. Obviously, Mike (and his positive vibes) was decided to "execute this just right." Cue Lauren: "How do you put a positive spin on a lie detector?"


The trick: soften news with food. "Listen, in the event you ever hope to surprise anybody, textbook, is to prepare ensure they're fed first to soften the blow a little Mike shared. "Anybody on an empty belly, they're gonna flip out for sure."


Yet just in case chairs were flipped and bottles of alcohol were grabbed (just kidding, Snooki's wine was still MIA at that point), the Sorrentino family's bags were packed for a potential quick exit.


Clearly, the fettucini went over well (though it's no bruschetta!) Because each person took a turn in the hot seat. After the inquiries began rolling in, well, let's just mention that we learned a lot about our Jersey Shore companions. For starters, Mike is all about the upper body lifts and his fade isn't exactly au naturel. He and Vinny share similar, um, backdoor grooming habits, and we got to know Deena's and JWOWW's other halves (and their sexcapades) really well. Deena admitted that she hates that infamous swim suit scene, and finally (finally!), More was revealed about the note that won't die -- yes, Angelina did play a part in writing it. You're welcome.


one of the big shockers came from Nicole, who came tidy and confessed that she "overreacted" at Angelina's wedding however only because she did"). AND once asked if Sammi Sweetheart made "a mistake not coming back," she replied, "Um, I don't want her back, no."


While it was "inconclusive" as to whether or not Angelina and Vinny ever had crushes on one another, Ang and Chris appeared to create some solid headway in their relationship. However it was revealed in a later flash-forward that Angelina "filed for divorce already," which had "been a long time coming."


In the end, no lies were detected. Oh, and Nicole noticed her wine. (Enrique, you're off the hook.)


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