'The Oldest Trick In The Book': Will RSVP’s Plan To Reunite The Jersey Shore Girls Work?

It's true what they say: Desperate times call for desperate measures.


There doesn't seem to be an end in sight to the Jersey Shore speechgate drama, so Mike "The Mediation" Sorrentino called in his RSVP reinforcements for one "last shot" at reconciliation between Angelina and the women. Enter... The double booking.


"What did they expect us to do? The only alternative is to double book them," Mike explained. "This is the oldest trick in the book."


The plan? Like a gentlemen weekend for several days at a nearly deserted Las Vegas resort (cue Jersey Shore: COVID Edition) and then invite Angelina and the ladies for a good ol'-fashioned family member vaca — unbeknownst to each other.


It wasn't long before Mission: RSVP (and their crew of creepy dolls) hit a number of snags — the initial being an absent JWOWW thanks to complications from TMJ surgery. Deena, not about rolling solo with the gentlemen (so she thinks), then secretly invited Lauren, who has her own gym-tan-laundry list of issues with the Staten Island newlywed.


"I hope it's a nice vacation. I am just done talking about the wedding," Deena mentioned. "This mama needs no stress. If there really is any drama, I'll be walking myself out the door." Foreshadowing much?


The second conundrum? The females arrived two days early (cough, thanks Mike), which meant the whole fam is forced to keep Angelina's impending arrival under wraps.


to prepare matters added delicate," Deena and her big bag of beach towels had some exhilarating news to share: She's pregnant (again)!


"A couple of months back once we were talking about the Angelina stuff, I knew I was pregnant," she confessed. "That's one of the biggest reasons why I don't wish to sit down with her. I don't aspire to stress myself out."


First trimester, plus emotional meatball, equals bad news bears for the double booking. That's as soon as Vinny basically mentioned what we're all thinking: "We were worried about Deena getting emotional with Angelina, yet right now Angelina coming into contact with a pregnant Deena? We're f*cked."


Although are they — or do they stand a chance of squashing speechgate once and for all? Sound off with your comments, then catch an all-new Jersey Shore: Family member Vacation Thursday at 8/7c.