The Definitive Family Vacation Packing List (Jersey Shore-Style)

That was one hell of a family vacation.


While we're sad to be able to see those "old-ass guidos" (JWOWW's words) go, the good news is they'll be BACK! Nevertheless up until then, let's resemble on the endless number of lessons taught by the Jersey Shore gang. For instance, leave the keto diet at residence, as well as a good, old-fashioned Meatball Day has the power to resolve any bad beef. Oh, and do not actually think about being late to family member dinner.


However perhaps most of all, we've learned exactly what to pack in our carry-on. Since it's summer, and family member vacations abound (literally), we'd like to pass along these travel-worthy necessities and you, also, can be well prepared for any and all spiraltastic shenanigans. (You're welcome.)

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  A Lifesize Doll
  
  
  
  
  
  
  event if you require a break from the fam and aspire converse with someone else -- who won't talk back.
  
  
  
  
  



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  Adult Diapers
  
  
  
  
  
  
  A fool-proof solution for while you accidentally pee. Or shart.
  
  
  
  
  



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  A Swimsuit
  
  
  
  
  
  
  as the pool or beach (obvi) awaits, and you also never know any time once you could get forced into a late-night swim. (Sorry, Deena.)
  
  
  
  
  



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  Your Driver's License
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Not only is it a TSA important if your vaca requires flight time, racing a $2 million Lambo is routinely a possiblity.
  
  
  
  
  



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  Lots and many Hair Product
  
  
  
  
  
  
  It's a must in the event you aspire to look fresh to death -- or rock your trademark pouf like Snooki for your last big night out.
  
  
  
  
  



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  Gym Clothes
  
  
  
  
  
  
  You never know any time once you could aspire to get your GTL on, even if it only amounts to living your best life eating a candy bar on the treadmill.
  
  
  
  
  



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  Your Dancing Shoes
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Just know you're going to be partying... a lot.
  
  
  
  
  



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  Popcorn and Doritos
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Where there's family member, there's drama. Which can only mean one thing: Grab your popcorn and doritos!
  
  
  
  
  

Like JWOWW mentioned, "Stay tuned, motherf*ckers, because we're not done." Keep an eye on MTV News for updates on the next round of Jersey Shore: Family member Vacation!