Spring Break Goes Horribly (And Painfully) Wrong For 5 Teens In The Package

In most teen flicks, spring break is synonymous with raucous beach parties, sex, and James Franco singing Britney Spears's seminal ballad "Everytime" at sunset (just me?).


Nevertheless in Netflix's The Package, spring break takes a horribly painful — nevertheless no far less hilarious — turn for an audience of teens whenever their friend accidentally cuts off his penis while in a rowdy camping trip. Right now they're in a race against time to save their companions, uh, package before it's also late. Naturally, mayhem ensues.


Honestly, this is why sexual health education and knife safety are so critical.


Starring Blockers breakout Geraldine Viswanathan and Alex Strangelove's Daniel Doheny, The Package is from those dudes who gave us Workaholics Tropic Thunder, and also you probably know what sort of gross-out humor to expect.


The Package hits Netflix on August 10.