Presenting The Jersey Shore Girls' Already Infamous Wedding Speech For Angelina

The speech > the note.


Throughout tonight's Jersey Shore: Family member Vacation episode, Angelina became "officially officially off the market" once she wedded Chris. And, as most couples do, they had a party subsequently with tons of food extended toasts. Make way for Ang's bridesmaids Deena, JWOWW and Snooki.


Before the trio started, Deena instructed them blushing bride, "It's good although funny." And Angelina couldn't wait to be able to see what her roomies whipped up. Words as memorable as those featured in Jenni and Nicole's note to Sammi back on Season 2 in Miami.


and then the women started.


"They mention third times the charm -- I mean, you got engaged three times, nevertheless and then the third one stuck," Deena remarked. "You tried living with us three times, and then you finally stayed. Not only is Chris the lucky one, nevertheless so are we."


"Angelina, you're the lice to my hair," Deena continued, which brought up laughs from the crowd (and Angelina).


"You're the fly to our sh*t," Nicole mentioned, while Angelina responded with, "I love that."


"You are the trash to our bags," Jenni chimed in.


The next comparisons: "You're the throw-up to our hangover" (from Nicole) and "you're the dump to our island" (from Jenni, referencing Staten Island). The latter statement about the borough sparked boos and more than a few thumbs down -- and Jenni telling each person to "calm down."


The episode ended with Mike saying "Houston, we got situation" and also a negative crowd reaction. How will the rest of the wedding go? Don't miss the finale of Jersey Shore: Family member Vacation next Thursday at 8/7c.