Lauren Jauregui's Three New Solo Songs Just Confiscated My Wig

Who gave Lauren Jauregui permission to sing three new solo songs on night one of the Latin American leg of Halsey's Hopeless Fountain Kingdom tour? I'm not furious, I just desire to thank them! The Fifth Harmony member isn't completely new to solo work--she's already got collaborations with Marian Hill, Halsey, Ty Dolla $ign and Steve Aoki--but last night, it was all Lauren. Lauren began her set in São Paulo with "Toy," which I truly wasn't ready for: her vocals, the instrumentals, it was all THERE. Any time while she said "I'm not your toy," I fully agreed.


After performing some of her collaborations, she delivered the next new song, indoor This one completely slowed it down, giving Lauren time to show off the vocals I first fell in love with. At the end of this one, she instructed us she wrote both "Toy" and indoor Come through, new queen of songwriting!


But the last song is where she got me. "Expectations" made me determine I'm not putting up with any funny organization from any man ever again. I'm literally sitting at my desk mouthing the lyrics on my third listen without plans to stop. Sorry, everybody else!


My Twitter stan family member was living for last night, also, and "Lauren" was trending worldwide:


As much because the fans want these songs, they're still unreleased so far. Lauren tweeted that fans "aren’t getting the real versions for a minute" nevertheless they'll be well worth the wait.


I'm happy, Lauren's happy, Twitter's happy. Everything feels right.


Gotta go, time to go back to lip syncing "Expectations" at my desk. Peace!