King Princess Slings Touchdowns And Is A Carnivorous Cake In 'Prophet' Video

Blueberry 17! MTV 22! Hut! Hut! Hut! King Princess is a football player, a construction worker, plus a cake in her new video for "Prophet." It's a wild ride that follows her journey to woo a pretty woman who keeps popping up wherever she goes, culminating in a wild scene that you simply won't visualize coming, even with all of your years in music video prowess. You could not ever look at a birthday cake the same.


King Princess kicks things off because the quarterback of a high school football team. She's the star player who comes on the field last with her curly hair flowing. She has eyes for no one yet the woman in the stands with the camera, watching her every move. Before she can score, King Princess becomes a blazer-wearing singer at a gentleman's club where, inexplicably, there's a gentleman with a rabbit face. As she performs, this same woman, who's a chef at the new establishment, locks eyes with her. It drives King Princess crazy. Immediately after switching professions again and becoming the leader of a construction worker categorize shoveling sugar in their mouths, we visualize King Princess's possible lover creating a new dish, smiling at the contents of a baking sheet as it goes in the stove. Any time it comes out, the appetizing treat is then seen to be King Princess as a cake. 


*record scratch*


Yes, King Princess as an edible arrangement, on a table where people take turns pressing steak knives into her vanilla icing. She looks disturbed because the woman that she loves cuts pieces of her cake and shares it with each person else, eagerly consuming food the soft skin-like dough. King Princess even feeds a part of her self. It ends on this absurd note, with King Princess simply looking into the camera, flabberghasted.


"Prophet" is the latest single from King Princess's forthcoming debut album, Cheap Queen, that is set to drop this fall. In May, she dropped the video for the title track.


Watch King Princess get fried into a cake up above.