If Swae Lee Made A ShamWow Competitor, Would You Buy It?

Ask anyone who's up around 3 a.M. And turns on the TV: There's never anything good to watch on — unless you're into those hour-long advertisements for overpriced products that you can't find in stores. Swae Lee's new video for "Someone Said," a song built around his famed lyric from Travis Scott and Drake's 2018 teamwork, "Sicko Mode," pays homage to these cringeworthy clips, picturing Swae because the ultimate salesman who can make an ad for just about everything.


He also stars in his own shows here also. Maybe what he really needs is his own channel. SwaeTV has a nice ring to it.


Aside from us, the viewers, Swae's audience is a woman who sits on her couch, tired, looking for something to watch any time if she has nothing to do. So she tunes into Swae's channel where he's trying to sell her his products. First, it's for a variety of his Swae Sync boy band's music. He's the frontman of the categorize — let's call him Justin TimberSwae. He's every bit as charming and inventive with his moves because the real Man of the Woods.


Sold on that? No? That's OK, because Swae has more to display to you. For the correct price, you could be in for the tan of a lifetime at SwaeSpa for just three easy payments of $19.99, which is actually a really good price. Immediately after a brief ad for a horny hotline, Swae then teaches you how to correctly tidy up spills — and glistening booties — with his absorbent towel, the SwaeWow. This guy can literally do anything.


Soon immediately after his ads come previews for his TV shows. He serves as pastor T.D. Swae in a glorious church setting, celebrating the gift of life while getting donations. Then whenever he takes off the pastor's suit, he puts on a judge's robes and is Judge Swae Brown who presides over a courtroom. These two original programs have some legs and may could genuinely be amusing forms of content. Yet, alas, it's just a music video, so these cool ideas are probably going to stay here.


We're certainly here for more SwaeTV in the near future, though.


While we wait to be able to see if that ever comes into the scene, we're on the lookout for new music from Swae to come soon. He revealed last year that he's going to be dropping an assignment this year, as well as the recent release of "Back 2 Back Maybach," it looks like this might very well be a reality.


Check out Swae's "Someone Mentioned video up above.