How To Have The Most Epic, Floribama-Flavored Spring Break Ever

Chi chis up, y'all -- spring break is upon us!


The rather anticipated week is prime time to swap the books for bars, the working for twerking and any perceived responsibility for running rampant through a stunning beach town. If we're being truthful, that sort of sounds like your common summer on Floribama Shore — minus the redneck brawls and makeout sessions with middle-aged women.


hope to make sure a truly dab-tastic, Floribama-esque spring break? Read on, and let these be the last notes you take for a solid week. And be sure to tune in to MTV and visit MTV.Com this week to catch performances by Tyga, Rae Sremmurd, Zara Larsson, City Ladies and Lil Baby.

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  Get your streak on.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  We're going streaking by means of the quad -- bring your green hat! Old School references aside, make like Codi and Nilsa and let your freak flag chi chis and bare ass cheeks fly. Just don't do it in public because of indecent exposure and all.
  
  
  
  
  



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  Twerk, twerk, and then twerk some more.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Be it on a beachside bar or onstage throughout a twerking contest à la Aimee, Nilsa and Kortni, spring break is probably one of the few times twerking is truly celebrated. Bonus points in the event you wear your American flag Speedo although leave the dad dance moves at residence. Sorry, Jeremiah.)
  
  
  
  
  



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  Stir the weed every chance you get.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Go ahead and cause a little bit friendly mischief among your circle of companions -- like snuggling up to your companions crush (hey, Kortni!) Or spilling the beans about a private conversation (ahem, Codi). Just be willing to face the inevitable implications.
  
  
  
  
  



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  Find someone to hunch (or just make out with).
  
  
  
  
  
  
  If you're single, there's no harm in mingling! Yet if you're going to hunch, be smart about it. Play it safe, and take discretion if entering friends-with-benefits territory. Otherwise, your spring fling could get rather, er, complex. (We're looking at you, Gus and Nilsa!)
  
  
  
  
  



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  Stand by your friends.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Spring break wouldn't be half as fun without your bros (or your "Edible Cookie Posse"), so put in some excellent time with your crew either at the club or over an intimate low-country boil. Just ensure no one gets in trouble with the law or starts peeing where they shouldn't. This will make sure that each person survives the week with their permament records and dignity intact.