Here's Everything You Need To Have The Ultimate Guys' Weekend

R-S-V-P!

The latest Jersey Shore: Family member Vacation saw Ronnie, The scenario, Vinny and Pauly running wild throughout a weekend in Miami without their female roommates. With Snooki and JWOWW back in Jersey to be able to see their kids and Deena ~~plotting procreation~~ snug in the arms of her spouse Chris, the males had the residence to themselves for two entire days. With that in mind, we've come up with a handy guide for our male readers who are planning a no-girls-allowed weekend. Let these R.S.V.P. Shenanigans serve as your inspiration:

Make sure the females vamoose

Call us Captain Obvious, although getting the gals to GTFO might not directly be as easy as one might think. That's where the anonymous (albeit grammatically incorrect) note comes in to play.

Partake in a little bit 'T-Shirt Time'

Each person understands the ideal bonding with your males occurs while running around the home in a 'beater, also referred to as "the shirt before the shirt."

Hit the club (obvi)

And remember: Throughout this guys' weekend rite of passage, every dude has his role — from the appointed driver to the wingman.

If you're single, fine -- females are right now allowed

Feel free to get your smush on (or at least make out). Bonus points if she is a Sammi Sweetheart lookalike.

...But if not, just romance yourself

If we've got to explain it, you wouldn't understand.

Test drive some decorative cars

There's nothing like speed racing a $2 million Lamborghini to release your inner Miami Vice (or Bad Gentlemen 2).

Plan the ultimate prank

additionally to 24/7 roasting, secure your status because the "Prank War Champion" by instigating a gag of epic proportions. Dirty little hamsters, optional.

Catch the aftermath of the guys' weekend (Angelina and all) this ~~Jerzday~~ Thursday at 8/7c on an all-new Jersey Shore: Family member Vacation!