Florence Pugh’s Instagram Has Already Won All 24 Oscars
Every awards season, there generally seems to be one actor — generally a young "It" star on the cusp of global fame — who dominates the conversation with their charm, humor, fashion, and, oh yeah, their talent. Timothée Chalamet had his moment. Jennifer Lawrence had hers. However this year, it's all about
Florence Pugh.
The 24-year-old has had a large breakthrough immediately after starring in the surreal horror flick
Midsommar, being cast alongside Scarlett Johansson in Marvel's
Black Widow, and then reinventing the chronically underrated Amy March in
Little Women. Her role in that coming-of-age film earned her
an Oscar nomination for Best Supporting Actress, meaning Pugh will make her
Academy Awards debut this weekend. Although anyone who follows the English star on Instagram understands her social media presence has long been award-worthy.
On
Instagram, Pugh is a breath of fresh air who captivates us with Stories about her homemade ice cream adventures and her love of consuming food entire tubs of hummus. She is, simply put, a master at Instagram. So much so, that if the Oscars determined to honor IG, lose win almost every award. Need proof? Look no further — we've taken all 24 of the Oscars categories and awarded them to Pugh's posts. And the winners are…
Best Picture
It just had to be this. On the morning of her Oscar nomination, Florence shared these gloriously candid snaps of her hearing the happy news. Being shirtless in bed was no matter — in the next pic, she figured out the best solution for preventing a nip slip. Best Picture-worthy, indeed.
Best Director
What we have here's Florence in a swimming pool, splashing water onto a Rottweiler named Charlie. Yet any time as soon as she helps prevent to take a breath, the director in back of the camera instructs her to "keep it going," and more adorable splashing action continues. Kudos to you, mystery director, for getting Florence to press on and give us more of this A+ content.
Best Actor
Sir Albert Pugh makes several an appearance on Pugh's Insta, and for good reason — he's quite the photogenic Good Boy. We can't imagine her IG without him.
Best Actress
Her portrayal of a giraffe snacking on green leaves was raw, convincing, and proof that she'll commit totally to any role. Brava.
Best Supporting Actor
in the event you somehow missed the memo, Florence has a hot older brother named Toby Sebastian Pugh (who notably played Trystane Martell, the ill-fated heir to the throne of Dorne, on Game of Thrones). He doesn't show up a ton on his sis's IG, yet his presence is routinely welcome.
Best Supporting Actress
certainly it's her Little Women co-star Saoirse Ronan: the calm to Pugh's storm.
Best Adapted Screenplay
The prize here's isn't for Pugh's Vogue cover itself (though it's gorgeous, naturally, although for the caption accompanying her post, adapted from a childhood dream of hers. Whenever I was little I thought girls magazines were as grownup as they came. I would rifle through my mums and feel like I won any time Whenever I noticed a complimentary intricate perfume sachet page, over night face cream, vouchers for a far away holiday," Pugh wrote, adding that she was routinely "in total awe" by the mother of those all, Vogue. "I am totally in shock to mention that I am February’s cover girl. WHAT A SENTENCE TO SAY!!!!"
Best Original Screenplay
This goofy pic of a bare Florence posing in back of a palm tree comes with a short although true tale of resourcefulness: "Make sure you bathe next to a palm tree this weekend," she wrote. "They're good to hide in back of especially if your (pale as feck) boobies are out and the gardeners swing by... (True story)."
Best Animated Feature
This fan-made illustration of Pugh's Midsommar character takes the cake. You could practically hear that blood-curdling scream from just looking at it.
Best Cinematography
This pic is everything. Florence lords over L.A. From atop the Hollywood Hills, her skirt blowing in the wind at just the correct angle. She's calm, she's mighty, and she's on the cusp of ruling this town.
Best Costume Design
Maybe it's recency bias, nevertheless the award goes to Pugh's BAFTAs look from January: a black minidress underneath a frilly fuchsia gown, which cascaded into a train beyond her. She served drama, and we ate it up.
Best Film Editing
This spectacularly edited residence video features clips of Florence and her fam yelling at the camera in between close-up shots of ornaments. The quick cuts are as nifty as anything you'd visualize in Bohemian Rhapsody; just sayin'.
Best Makeup & Hairstyling
I mean... Just look at her.
Best Production Design
What we have here's Florence putting on (or taking off?) A face mask mid-flight, and the aesthetics of the pic is in the details: the dish of assorted nuts, the glasses of OJ, and the packaging that lets us know exactly what sort of product she's using (a Burt's Bees hydrating face mask, obvi). The comprehensiveness is key.
Best Original Score
What do you do while you're patiently waiting for hair to curl? If you're Florence, you strum a pretty little ditty to score the action.
Best Original Song
We've already raved at range about Florence's
singing and guitar playing talents, and also you
know she is a shoo-in for Best Original Song. Back in July 2017, she shared this short although oh-so-sweet clip of an original love tune she wrote. Because she's just
that talented.
Best Sound Editing
This Christmas Day compilation features Florence wishing "Merry Christmas" to her family member (and to a bunch of sheep) in more and more offbeat accents. Great voices, stellar editing.
Best Sound Mixing
In an inspired bit of sound combining, Florence took this clip of her stunt training for Fighting With My Family and soundtracked it to the Dirty Dancing song "(I've Had) The Time Of My Life." The way her trainer slams her down on the word "life" is a thing of beauty.
Best Visual Effects
It's like her head is detached from her body. How? @We could never know, yet this is truly a mindfuck of a photograph.
Best Documentary Feature
Here, we have an enthralling documentary about a "dork walk in Athens." It starts as a tale of a girl finding out she's being filmed, declaring that she'll not, case in point, fuck the police, then dramatically walking away. Will she ever turn around? Did the cameraman ever find her? We have so several questions!
Best International Feature
If this isn't just a Parisian dream of a pic, I don't know what is. The beret, the balcony... The only thing missing is a baguette, yet we'll just assume that would've been also much ecstasy for one shot.
Best Animated Short
OK, so this isn't exactly animated per se, although The Rock appears in cardboard cutout form in this gem of a pic, which is close enough. The way Florence oh-so-gently pinches her Fighting With My Family co-star's nipple is just perfection.
Best Documentary Short
Florence is beyond the camera for this fantastic mini-doc, which chronicles that always-hilarious joke of secretly filming your companions while they think you're just taking a pic. It never gets old.
Best Live Action Short
We're really going deep into her IG archive here. In this clip from 2015, Florence jumps on a trampoline in the middle of the countryside, nearly crashing into her poor sister. The use of slow motion really ups the drama and makes it Oscar-worthy. Congrats to Florence!
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