Everything the Newest Meatballs Can Learn From Their Jersey Shore Uncles

As much as we missed Mike while he was away serving a eight-month prison sentence, the Situation missed quite a little bit himself. Namely, the births of two baby meatballs, CJ and Angelo, place on Earth to Deena and Snooki, respectively.


The latest Jersey Shore: Family member Vacation saw the newest family members meeting Big Uncle Sitch for the opening time — and possibly giving him and Laurens a little bit baby fever.


"I missed out on so several moments in the past eight months," Mike shared. "Holding these babies now, I'm speechless."


The mini-meatballs also got to share in a little bit excellent bonding time with their other uncles, who vowed to teach them about "thotties" and "the boardwalk."


However boardwalks (and plenty of GTL missions, no doubt) aside, these pint-sized guidos surely have several life lessons they can learn from the crew. Here they are:

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  Mike's lesson: Live your best life
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Whether he's noshing on Funfetti cake, sorting double bacon cheeseburgers from room service, delivering a couple of words of inspiration to his rehab alma mater or marrying his best friend, Mike has made it his mission to spend day-to-day enjoying every minute.
  
  
  
  
  



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  Ronnie's lesson: Lean on your companions for support
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Despite some of Ronnie's darkest days, there was one constant: His companions never once gave up on him. They were habitually there with advice, a hug or a glass of Ron Ron Juice.
  
  
  
  
  



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  Pauly's lesson: Don't take life also seriously
  
  
  
  
  
  
  It's rare to be able to see Pauly D without an ear-to-ear grin. Doesn't matter if he's announcing the arrival of the evening's transportation or making like a human alarm clock, the self-proclaimed prank war champion sees life as a massive party — and he's often at the center of it!
  
  
  
  
  



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  Vinny's lesson: Keep your mom close
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Our resident keto guido has habitually been tight with his mother and not just because Paola routinely comes equipped with fresh prosciutto and mozzarella. He embraces her surprise visits and turns to her for girlfriend advice. And also you could bet Deena and Snooki will be playing this role for their kids flawlessly!
  
  
  
  
  

What life lessons do you have for the littlest meatballs? Let's know, then catch an all-new Jersey Shore: Family member Vacation Thursday at 8/7c.