Jersey Shore Relationship Status: Who's Single And Who's Taken?

It took a lot of grenades, random hookups, Smush Room antics and the occasional chicken cutlet for the Jersey Shore Family member Vacation cast to wind up where they are today.


They've all essentially swapped bodily fluids together by association (that hookup board!), However right now some are single and most are taken. As we gear up for Jersey Shore Family member Vacation on April 5 (and the "Hottest Hookups" special before it), we've determined to do a little bit relationship status check-in with the frisky MTV stars:

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  Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi
  
  
  
  
  
  Long gone are any memories of Snooki's sexcapades with Vinny (aka "trying to fit a watermelon into a pinhole"). Nicole always said she wanted "to marry a guido," and her dream came true in late 2014 if she became Mrs. Jionni LaValle (she met her beau while in Jersey Shore Season 3). The two are delighted parents to five-year-old Lorenzo and three-year-old Giovanna.
  
  
  
  
  



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  Jenni "JWOWW" Farley
  
  
  
  
  
  As her rocky relationship with psycho-robber Tom was coming to an end throughout Season 3, JWOWW noticed herself hanging out with a guy named Roger Mathews. Their friendship blossomed into much, much more, and right now the two are living in married bliss with their two adorable children -- Meilani and Greyson.
  
  
  
  
  



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  Deena Nicole Cortese
  
  
  
  
  
  The self-described "bi-curious" meatball of the bunch initially noticed herself drawn to "muscle juicehead guidos" (plus the occasional set of female twins and Pauly), nevertheless she eventually settled on her longtime love Christopher Buckner, because the two recently tied the knot in New Jersey.
  
  
  
  
  



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  Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino
  
  
  
  
  
  While Mike once noticed himself in more hookup situations than we can plan on two hands, the MVP original eventually re-lit the spark with his college sweetheart, Lauren Pesce. The pair have been going strong for several years right now, and she has been an instrumental piece of his life the past few years.
  
  
  
  
  



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  Paul “Pauly D” Delvecchio
  
  
  
  
  
  Our resident DJ with a heart of gold generally seems to be back on the market, as he split with Dumblonde singer and former Making the Band castie Aubrey O'Day last summer. Pauly D, who has a four-year-old daughter named Amabella, has definitely been through his fair share of hookups, nevertheless how will he fare on Family Vacation? Let's just hope his next lady love doesn't have sticky fingers like his Season 5 DTF gal Shantel!
  
  
  
  
  



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  Ronnie Ortiz-Magro
  
  
  
  
  
  Soon after five long years of mattress-tossing alternated with makeup sex, Ronnie officially called it quits with his Jersey Shore sweetheart Sammi. The good news is that their split left Ron open to meet his current girlfriend, Jen Harley, and the two will soon be joining the ranks of parenthood with a baby girl!
  
  
  
  
  



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  Vinny Guadagnino
  
  
  
  
  
  Vin had several scantily clad romps at the Shore (including that one we won't say again), yet he was pretty chill... most of the time. Right now it seems only fitting that Vinny will be rekindling his bromance with Pauly D in the Family Vacation house.
  
  
  
  
  

Don't miss the Road to Vacation: Jersey Shore’s Hottest Hookups special tomorrow at 8pm EST, and be sure to catch the Jersey Shore Family member Vacation's global premiere on April 5 at 8/7c.