Jersey Shore Jail Time: This Is How Mike Spent His Last Moments Before Going To Prison

In the weeks and minutes leading up to Mike's eight-month prison sentence, Sitch made sure to live his best life in each way -- including the Jersey Shore wedding of the century. However while in tonight's brand-new episode, it was time for him to be "accountable and responsible."


"As Italians, we love to prepare things sound better than they really are," Mike mentioned. "We don't like mention jail. I plan to call this particular chapter a vacation away from it all."


The Sitch further ensured he was in the perfect mental state possible by prepping for prison (er, vacation) with the same fervor one might put into their GTL regime in Seaside. Not only did he get his commissary ("The only thing I can think of is foods. Got to put some moneys in there in case I need anything while I'm on vacation") and VIP guest visitation list in sort, he also sought a little bit opinions from seasoned jailbird Uncle Nino, who "made a number of phone calls" to some companions on the indoors. Words of wisdom from Vinny's uncle? "Don't stare nobody in the eyes."


As for his personalized life pre-prison, BDS spent some excellent time with his roommates and made several happy memories with his new spouse Lauren, the latter of which their "first Sitchmas as hubby and spouse and may or might not directly have included a "baby-making appointment" or two.


Fast forward to P-day, and Mike opted to Instagram Live his final thoughts from the back seat of a black Escalade en route to the federal correctional facility.


"I'm just gonna performer name this, put this beyond me and move forward," he confidently shared. "I wouldn't bet against Big Daddy Sitch. You could throw me to a pack of wolves. I shall return leading the pack."


Visualize how the Jersey Shore: Family member Vacation roommates fare sans Mike next Thursday at 8/7c.