Floribama's Codi And Kirk Proved They're Not 'Basic Bitches' On How Far Is Tattoo Far?

No, really -- that was way too far.

On tonight’s How Far is Tattoo Far?, Codi and Kirk from MTV’s Floribama Shore joined the fun and games -- and left with some questionable ink. So what sort of body art did the two plan for each other?

"It's going to be a PSA for women,” Kirk mentioned about the tattoo he’d designed for his BFF.

Meanwhile, Codi mentioned forebodingly, “I’m going to teach him a lesson.”

The stakes, it seemed, were high: According to the fellas, Floribama’s Aimee and Nilsa -- who appeared on How Far is Tattoo Far? last season -- had struck out.

“They [were] generic bitches,” Codi mentioned, recalling the duo’s girly ink, "and we ain’t that.”

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The proof? For starters, Codi’s tattoo, which consisted of “a pile of vomit” (co-host Nico Tortorella’s words, not ours), a crown and the words “Puke Rally.”

"He throws up at bars, [then] comes back and parties even harder, however he likes to kiss females in between,” Kirk reasoned, before turning to Codi and saying, “You gotta let these ladies know that @they could be swallowing chunks if they kiss you at a bar.”

Oh, PSA – we get it now.

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Then there was Kirk’s tattoo: a “hotheaded” pitbull -- with Kirk’s face -- holding a chicken wing and standing on a pile of crackers.

“You can some days get heated over little things on the show,” Codi explained, mentioning the infamous chicken incident and that time Kirk threw crackers at a club.

So, as co-host Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi inquired, were the guys still BFFs soon following the ink-fest? Most definitely.

"It's all good," Kirk mentioned. And, best of all, they’d done exactly what they set out to do.

"I will mention this,” Codi reported. “We are way better than Nilssa and Aimee."

Still, we’ve got to ask: Would you be as cool about getting tattoos like Kirk’s and Codi’s? Or would you flip out and begin throwing crackers? Tell us how you’d react, then keep watching How Far is Tattoo Far? every Thursday at 9/8c.