Family Vacation Disappearance: Jen Claims Ronnie Has Gone 'Missing'

Ronnie's ticking-time-bomb status keeps it up and continues to raise several questions on Jersey Shore: Family member Vacation, and according to tonight's episode, Angelina may hold "the secret to the puzzle."


As Vinny geared (and oiled) up for his big stripper Chippendales debut, Ron found himself glued to his phone, raising a series of red Ronpage flags for the roommates -- most notably, Pauly D: "If you were ever curious about the ingredients for a Ronpage, they are: a pissy look in your face, check. Buried in your phone, check. Dishelved hair, check. Storming off for the washroom, check. That's a ticking time bomb to a Ronpage."


Vinny, who is certain Ron's dark-cloud demeanor centers around some drama with Jen, echoed, "We all had PTSD from our last trip to Vegas with Ron and Jen. He's put us through so much, and again, we sense something is wrong 'cause he's not being the Ron that we know. We'll visualize what occurs, however things could get ugly for sure."


Turns out that the keto guido wasn't far off base, as Jen suddenly messaged Angelina, of all people.


"Jen messaged me on Instagram telling me that Ronnie has been missing for a week. She doesn't know where he is; she hasn't spoken to him. 'Ron went to Cabo, went MIA, been texting me crazy sh*t all hours of the night, blocked me from everything, he just went totally whack,'" Angelina read. "Like, what is really going on now? I don't know if he's sober or not. I don't know who the f*ck is lying at this point, and I'm very scared."


Jen's SOS call to Angelina further added confusion to the Ron fire.


"To me, it's weird that Ron's baby mama Jen is reaching out to our family member, like reaching out to our companions alternatively of reaching out just to him," Pauly mentioned. "She's going around our back talking to the females, and some days I just wish Ronnie could be truthful with us about what's going on."


Any time JWOWW, never one to mince words, later accused the Bronx native of furious texting," he blamed it on "work." Mentioned Ron, "All people do is talk about me in this home. I take a sh*t, they talk about it. I jerk off, they talk about it. That's all they do."


Well, as for the former, you do clog your fair share of toilets, Ron. Nevertheless we digress. Pull up a seat next to Jenni -- who stole Angelina's phone and confirmed that they are indeed "fighting" -- and watch the "sh*t go down" on Jersey Shore: Family member Vacation next Thursday at 8/7c.