Charlie's Angels Is Basically Kristen Stewart Fan Fiction

Remember as soon as we told you Charlie's Angels were here, and so they didn't come to play? Okay, that still holds true.


However what if the upcoming movie reboot of the beloved TV and film series were actually something more than just a sizzling new movie? What if we told you it was all a fancy segment of fanfiction centered on Kristen Stewart, orchestrated by Elizabeth Banks? Wait, no, hear us out.


Speaking to Vanity Fair, Stewart opened up about a collection of subjects: her acting career, working with indie directors, and obviously, Charlie's Angels, which director Banks (who also plays Bosley) had Stewart play a more comedic character in.


“We wrote her a lot of jokes,” mentioned Banks. “We also improv’d because I come from that background, going all of the way back to Wet Hot American Summer—you find something in a moment.” According to Banks, Kristen “lands as several jokes in this movie as any comic actor.”


Yet here's why it looks like we're being served maximum Stewart in terms of looks, attitude, and in general awesomeness. Banks approached writing for Stewart as if it were fanfiction.


“What do I'd like to be able to see Kristen Stewart do in a movie? Like, the fan in me wants to be able to see Kristen Stewart do this. And then I would just make her do it.” Sound process, Elizabeth! Right now, where can we sign up to write the next one?


Charlie's Angels are set to report to theaters on November 15.