Disappearing Act: 5 Things Snooki Has 'Lost' Over The Years

Once upon a Jersey Shore time, Nicole Polizzi stated she wanted to "marry a guido" and have tan babies.


Her dreams eventually came true: The guidette met (and wed) Jionni LaValle, and the two had kiddos Lorenzo and Giovanna with each other. So as soon as she lost her wedding ring throughout last week's episode of Jersey Shore: Family member Vacation, the gal referred to as Snooki was rightfully devastated.


Here's what went down on the installment: Nicole had just finished a glass of wine with Deena (because meatballs be classy these days), and the decided duo opted to drown the b*tch toss the creepo Sammi doll in the pool. And that's once Nicole found her five-carat sparkler had disappeared.


The gang spent two hours combing the massive Miami backyard only to come up empty-handed, which left Nicole so crushed, she was on the verge of going residence. (NOOOOO!)


Because we have to wait a couple of days to find out if her rock turns up (fingers crossed!), Let's pass the time by reliving a couple of of the other things Snooki has "lost" by way of the years.

1. 
   
   The Beach
   
   
   
   
   
   
   Who can forget Nicole's grand day of debauchery in Seaside while in Season 3? It resulted in the drunken, slipper-wearing meatball barreling down the boardwalk while screaming for the beach -- a beach that was merely several feet away, if only she had glanced to the correct. Eventually she did find her sandy oasis... And also a pair of shiny handcuffs thanks to a disorderly conduct charge.
   
   
   
   
   



2. 
   
   Her Balance
   
   
   
   
   
   
   Whether walking residence from Karma in giant wedges or stumbling in slippers in the sand visualize above), the not-always-graceful guidette has fallen down far more times than we can count. Actually, we're pretty certain she's taken no far less than three tumbles on Family Vacation, and we're only two episodes in.
   
   
   
   
   



3. 
   
   Her Underwear
   
   
   
   
   
   
   We can't be sure if our gal purposefully misplaced her panties (unlike that one time Deena did in Italy). However we guess there's no harm in going commando if that's your thing (you do you, Snooks) -- even if all of Karma catches a glimpse of your kooka.
   
   
   
   
   



4. 
   
   The Bathroom
   
   
   
   
   
   
   Okay, so she didn't technically lose a lavatory, nevertheless she often didn't find one either: Jersey Shore saw its fair share of Snooki relieving herself in public places, from a random bush in Seaside to the dance floor of Karma. Most recently, Nicole decided on the Family Vacation swimming pool. Hey, any time whenever you gotta go, you gotta go!
   
   
   
   
   



5. 
   
   Her Post-Baby Weight
   
   
   
   
   
   
   We mention she's gorgeous at any size, nevertheless once Nicole revealed she lost a whopping 42 pounds in six months soon after giving birth to Lorenzo, we were awestruck. "I lost it for me," she told Us Weekly at the time. Nevertheless I also wanted Jionni to know I can be hot as a mom." Mission accomplished, girl!
   
   
   
   
   

Yet back to the allocate at hand: Will Nicole have to add her beloved engagement ring to this list? Find out on an all-new Jersey Shore Family member Vacation this Thursday at 8/7c.