Can Mike Convince The Girls To Reconcile After The Jersey Shore Wedding From Hell?

The future of the Jersey Shore family member is at stake. And while in the Season 4 premiere, Mike pulled out all of the aids in preventing (and fables, cheese puffs, hamsters, and inspirational quotes) in a bid to restore the peace.


"It's been three months, and it is almost time to heal," he said.


Naturally, Big Daddy Sitch was referencing the never-ending drama surrounding Angelina's nuptials — drama that escalated when leaked audio of that speech swiftly became a social media sh*tstorm between the ladies. That's as soon as Mike, a somewhat neutral party, anointed himself the role of family member mediator (aka The Mediation, formerly referred to Because The scenario) and invited Deena and JWOWW over for a "State of the Union meeting" to get their perspective.


But the females revealed they had zero desire to reconcile with their former roommate. The Mediation's take? "You don't change the goal; you change the plan," he mentioned, heading to visit a pair of Staten Island newlyweds.


Despite being "sick and tired of taking the high road," Angelina agreed to extend an olive branch to the females, yet rather than send a text directly to the source(s) as Mike recommended, she blasted on Instagram. (Cue all of the AWKWARD memes.)


"Here we are 1,000 days later, and Jenni's angry, Deena's mad, Angelina's hurt, and Snooki quit. The Mediation has failed epically," Mike admitted.


Without consideration, we all know that "tough times don't last, tough people do," and also a very determined BDS called in the RSVP reinforcements to help plan a family member reunion. Nevertheless then came gym, tan, isolation coronavirus, quarantine, and lockdowns, foiling any potential plans of a get-together. Meanwhile, Deena still rejected to be in the same room as Angelina, and Jenni is also hot-tempered" to be around her. At this point, Mike was beginning to "question everyone's logic," himself resorting to hamsters, brunette wigs, along with a fable titled "The Scorpion and the Frog" to mend fences.


Finally, a whole nine months right following the fact, Angela mentioned that she's "willing to sit down with [Deena and Jenni]." And Mike is more decided than ever.


"The future of this family member is now going sideways real quick, nevertheless that does not mean we're going to give up," he mentioned. "We have a lot of work left to do."


Nevertheless can The Mediation work his magic, or is it in back of BDS? Comment with your thoughts, then tune in Jerzday Thursday for an all-new episode at 8/7c.