All it takes is the first lyric of
Conan Gray’s new single, and I’m back in high school: “This party’s shit / Wish we might dip.” The sad-boi hours pop starlet may have only released his debut album
Kid Krow in March, yet he’s already YouTube royalty, having procured co-signs from the likes of
Taylor Swift. He transports us to one of these parties that feels more like a horror movie with “Wish You Were Sober,” as indiscretions, unsung feelings, and alcoholic beverages mix for the largest kicker of a cocktail.
It’s all build-up for the most anthemic chorus of the year, one that deserves to be screamed in a tunnel à la
The Perks of Being a Wallflower – or at least listened to at full volume. “Trade drinks yet you don’t even know her / Save me ‘til the party is over,” he sings in a mix of dread, anticipation, and madness. “Kiss me in the seat of your Rover / Real sweet, nevertheless I wish you were sober.” Excuse me Whenever I go dig out the yearbooks… —
Carson Mlnarik