All Hail Kristen Stewart, Queen Of Force-Feeding Finn Wittrock Spaghetti

Throughout his tenure on American Horror Story from 2014 to 2016, Finn Wittrock very notably got to roll around with Lady Gaga in a haunted hotel room in the throes of passion. It's a series highlight for sure. Yet one thing Wittrock has never had the possibility to do is venture into the realm of romancing vampires — namely through the Bella Swan herself, Kristen Stewart.


If anyone ever wanted to be able to see these two make out — or, mention, involve pasta in some sort of humiliating roleplay in the middle of a smoky cocktail club — they had to use their imaginations. Up until today! The latest music video from New York post-punk lifers Interpol features Stewart and Wittrock doing exactly that, and somehow even more.


The song's called "If You Really Love Nothing," and its smoke-tinged starting credits bill it as a film (from director Hala Matar). It's really just five minutes of Stewart doing whichever the hell she wants around a bar/restaurant, and most of these actions are hazardous to the folks around her, including Wittrock. By the end, let's just mention he's not really in a good place.


Yet before that, it's a party! They greet each other outdoor immediately after she rolls up in the trunk of a vintage vehicle) and immediately begin making out before she eventually eats him spaghetti and meatballs, makes him chug whiskey, and abandons him pretty flagrantly. It's a wild ride, man, and because it's all led by Stewart, it's of course engrossing as hell.


Real-life, non-video Stewart stars alongside Chloe Sevigny (who appeared with Wittrock in AHS: Hotel) in the upcoming murderous Lizzie Borden retelling, Lizzie; plus, her breakout series Twilight is celebrating 10 years on the big screen with a new bundled house release.


Wittrock, meanwhile, appears in If Beale Street Could Talk, the new project from Moonlight director Barry Jenkins, set to premiere next month at the Toronto International Film Festival. If this is indeed the only occasion these two work with each other, well, at least we'll habitually have the memories.