Absentee Roommate: Should Sammi Have Joined The Gang On Jersey Shore Family Vacation?

A key guidette player is missing from Jersey Shore Family member Vacation, and her AWOL status was a hot topic on tonight's series premiere.


So why was good ol' Sammi not with her cohorts in Miami? Call us crazy, however it can have something to do with the fact that her ex-boyfriend was gonna be there. Hey, Ronnie himself admitted it!


Deena, who still maintains a close relationship with Sam, came forth with this bit of intel: "I attempted to get her to come so several times, and I may tell she's just so over living in a residence with a whole bunch of people. She's really happy with [her current boyfriend]."


No matter. Ron was quick to remind each person of "the bulls**t" that came with living in a residence with the self-proclaimed "sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet." And that's whenever Deena put the smackdown on talking smack about Sammi: "Sam is our friend, so I'll not like anybody talking bad about her. If anybody talks bad about Sam, I'll be sad." (And nobody wants a sad Deena.)


Naturally, ever-present prankster Pauly D added fuel to the fire by scaring the bejesus out of surprising everyone with a life-size Sammi doll, complete with all our preference Sammi-isms.


While Deena resisted to play into it and Ron maintained it was Sammi's own choice not to come, JWOWW mentioned it best: "I love her to death, yet in the event you pick not to come on vacation with us, we we'll roast you... HARD."


Fast forward to a night of fist pumping (yes, five years later and they're still beatin' that beat), and D notices Ron acting "super weird." And that's as soon as Ron drilled it residence to his roomie throughout a heart-to-heart at the club.


"[Sam's] not here," mentioned the dad-to-be. "She's not our friend. She doesn't have our back. 'Cause if she did, lose be here with us. Bottom line. I'm having a mother-f**king kid, and I'm still here... What the f**k does she got going on that's more crucial than [that]?"


Touché, Ron. Touché. Do you know he has a point, or is Deena right? And most importantly, do you know Sammi should have joined the family member vacation"? Take our poll, comment with your thoughts and catch a new episode next Jerzday Thursday at 8/7c.