A Ranking Of The Inexplicably Strange 'Johny Johny Yes Papa' Characters

A Ranking Of The Inexplicably Strange 'Johny Johny Yes Papa' Characters




The feeling of "telling lies" is airborne right after a cartoon series, nicknamed Johny Johny Yes Papa by the internet, has taken Twitter by storm with its borderline-creepy characters and confusing storylines.


In several episodes, a five-year-old boy named Johny is joined by his family member and their fridge whenever they all lie about what they're consuming food (in song form, obviously. There's an original tie to a nursery rhyme where a kid named Johnny lies about consuming food sugar, which has been turned into a meme on YouTube in the last decade. It appears that the YouTube channel BillionSurpriseToys took this nursery rhyme and used it as inspiration for an entire library of animated content intended for kids.


While recent investigations in Mashable and The Day-to-day Dot have explained much of the mystery about Johny Johny Yes Papa, there's an essential question that's although to be answered: who are all these weird characters next to Johny -- and should we stan? Below is a ranking of the most prevalent Johny Johny Yes Papa characters, in categorize from worst to best.


Ice Cream Man


The sentient ice cream cone with sweatpants isn't a good character. He's essentially a cannibal, betraying his own kind with the ice cream he serves. Plus, the world wide web is alarmed by the end of the "Go to School" video any time Ice Cream Man is under the covers in Johny's bed.


Grandpa


There's no beating around the bush: Johny's grandfather is a snitch. Right after Johny and Papa catch him eating sweets in the family member Indoors Play" video, Grandpa teams up with his granddaughter, Chiya, to harass Grandma for consuming food ice cream. You can't have it both ways, Grandpa!


Refrigerator


For nearly three minutes in the "Kids Playing With Freezer video, Fridge gets away with lying about its contents to all the members of the family member. While it's possible that the freezer has no idea what's indoors of it, it seems like Freezer gets a kick out of misleading its users. Is that what we're teaching the children?


Teacher


case in point, we meet the person accountable for actually teaching Johny. Her primary lesson? Obey your father, obey your mother. It's not necessarily a bad lesson, yet the vocabulary is a little bit intense for a class full of five year olds who wind up chanting "obey, obey" in their classroom.


Grandma


Only an absolute savage could get away consuming food a four-scoop ice cream cone that's been magically pre-made in the fridge (it's disconnected from the eye catching pink Fridge. That savage is Grandma, and like all characters in this saga, she's telling lies once confronted by her own family member members.


Mommy


Johny's mom is a classically under-developed female character, routinely in the background any time Papa is scolding the kids. Even still, Mommy delivers one of the greatest plot-twists in the "Yes Mommy Song" video, once she asks Johny if he wants to play and then lets him go outdoors. It's a big difference from the common bossing around by Papa and Mommy.


Dolly


As Johny's twin sister, Dolly gets a lot of attention. There's a three-minute video within one episode about Dolly's trip to the doctor right after waking up with a fever. That's one of the most cohesive storylines of the series, bringing a lot of representation to who might be the series' only ginger character.


Chiya


Johny's other apparent sister doesn't get nearly enough attention, despite her hair growth from bald to short hair during the series. Chiya is clearly a piece of the family member -- she's in the green shirt below -- although she's often erased from the family member. Chiya isn't even listed within BillionSurpriseToy's character bios! #JusticeForChiya.


Papa


it could be a unpopular suggestion to rank Papa because the second-best Johny Johny Yes Papa character, yet there's no "telling lies" drama without Papa's accusations. Not only is he the driver of nearly every story, nevertheless he's become the talk of the town after Jezebel asked an important life question: would you hook up with Yes Papa?


Johny


The boy, the myth, the legend: Johny reigns supreme. Whether he's consuming food sugar, going to school or turning into a bus, Johny can do it all. He's the original scammer, he created lies and he's the glue that makes the family member stick with each other. There really is no Johny Johny Yes Papa without its title character. Case closed.









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