7 Things We’ll Never Forget About The Jersey Shore: Family Vacation House

The duck phone was undoubtedly the most memorable segment of the Jersey Shore home in Seaside, and thankfully, it ventured down south to Miami for Family Vacation. Nevertheless there were some extra items in the Florida villa that made the group’s stay memorable, for better or for worse…


From the blow-up Sammi doll to that stupid backyard, here are the seven most epic parts of the Miami accommodations. Check them out and don't miss the premiere of Jersey Shore: Family member Vacation Part 2 next Jerzday Thursday at 8/7c!

1. 
   
   The Sammi Doll
   
   
   
   
   
   
   MVP knew the residence just wouldn’t be the same without Sam, which is why they got a lifesize doll in her likeness. She even uttered some of Sammi Sweetheart’s most infamous one-liners, like “Ron, staaap!” So 10 points for creativity, bros.
   
   
   
   
   



2. 
   
   The Electricity
   
   
   
   
   
   
   From blackout drunk at the club to a literal blackout whenever they returned residence -- Deena even “broked” some stuff in the pitch darkness -- the initial night in the home was pretty damn eventful.
   
   
   
   
   



3. 
   
   The Toilets
   
   
   
   
   
   
   Poop (of all varieties... Ahem, Angelina) was a theme while in JSFV, although #neverforgot Ron’s bowel movements that “demolished” every toilet in the home. Poor Snooki, who'd to unclog one of those soon after losing a bet to Deena, is probably still recovering.
   
   
   
   
   



4. 
   
   The Pool
   
   
   
   
   
   
   Snooki drunkenly peed in the pool on night one, and Deena, Angelina and Sammi doll all got thrown into it at one point or another, so we seriously hope they cleaned that thing.
   
   
   
   
   



5. 
   
   The Black Guido
   
   
   
   
   
   
   No offense, Angelina, however the black widow spider was really the most unwelcome guest at the Miami abode. The cast made the “red tentacled” insect one of their own though by naming him “black guido,” so dude fit right in.
   
   
   
   
   



6. 
   
   The Keto Guido Lifestyle
   
   
   
   
   
   
   We all died a little bit indoors watching Vinny, who was on a strict low-carb ketogenic diet, eat just the cheese and pepperoni from a late-night pizza as his roomies indulged in the complete shebang. Gluten-free/tan/laundry?
   
   
   
   
   



7. 
   
   The Backyard
   
   
   
   
   
   
   The stunning yard was the backdrop to several major moments in the home and surprisingly got more use than even the smush room -- it’s where French Fry got in the hot tub, where Mike and Lauren got engaged, and, needless to say, where Snooki lost (and eventually) noticed her diamond ring.