6 Reasons Pauly D Is Made Of Boyfriend Material (Yeah, Buddy!)

The Jersey Shore: Family member Vacation cast has been counting on lone singleton Pauly D to dust off the Miami smush room, however the DJ is actually hoping for something a little bit more serious — and strippers need not apply.


"I'm attempting to find my partner he mentioned throughout last week's episode. "I don't want my partner to be in a club like that."


His roommates then came up with the grand Bachelor-esque idea to spouse up their friend by means of the a citywide search party, and each person had high hopes — especially Pauly. He just had a number of small requirements: "I want them to find me a nice girl. Dark hair, light eyes, tanned skin and also a really nice body — not also thin, not also thick. Somebody I want converse with soon after we hook up, and that's hard to find."


As soon as the crew came up empty-handed (WHAT?!), They settled for the next best thing — a Funfetti cake and a gal by the name of Victoria Vinny dressed in drag.


To put it bluntly, we were shocked by the gang's lack of success in finding Mrs. Pauly D. He is a definite catch, and here's why:

1. 
   
   He's hilarious AF (and appears to be routinely smiling).
   
   
   
   
   
   
   require a good idea for a coffee-table book? Pauly D one-liners underneath various photos of his megawatt grin. You're welcome.
   
   
   
   
   



2. 
   
   He's a damn hard worker.
   
   
   
   
   
   Who would have thought that a "small-town boy from Rhode Island" could be wearing his weight in gold chains, spinning in Las Vegas and first for the likes of Britney Spears? Hey, Pauly is aware in the event you want Lamborghini (and a number of martinis), you better work, bitch.
   
   
   
   
   



3. 
   
   He understands what NOT to do in a relationship.
   
   
   
   
   
   
   Pauly has witnessed firsthand his fair share of lovers' quarrels — all of which could have been avoided.
   
   
   
   
   



4. 
   
   You'd never run out of hair product.
   
   
   
   
   
   
   Pauly packed a bazillion bottles of hair gel for one month in Miami, and you also know his fashion, your fashion and each person else's fashion within a 30-foot radius will usually be fresh to death.
   
   
   
   
   



5. 
   
   He's a remarkable friend.
   
   
   
   
   
   
   He's got your back, whether schooling you on how to completely eat a slice of pizza or keeping you from doing something really, really stupid.
   
   
   
   
   



6. 
   
   You will never have to wonder where the transportation is.
   
   
   
   
   
   
   Need we mention more?
   
   
   
   
   

For more Pauly D (YEAHHHH, BUDDY!), Catch an all-new episode of Jersey Shore: Family member Vacation this Thursday at 8/7c!