19 Questions I Have About This Flamin' Hot Cheetos Movie

The Oscars haven't even happened yet, but the studio that gave us two awards season giants — The Shape of Water and Three Billboards Outdoor Ebbing, Missouri — is already looking to the future. Variety reports that Fox Searchlight, as well as producer DeVon Franklin, are working on a new project called "Flamin' Hot" — the true story of Flamin' Hot Cheetos inventor, Richard Montanez.


The outlet announced that film will move by means of the businessman's inspiring path, beginning out as a migrant farm worker in Southern California and moving into his role as a janitor at Frito-Lay, where his inspiration for Flamin' Hot Cheetos was place on Earth and catapulted him into becoming the "Godfather of Multicultural Marketing."


All jokes aside, it sounds like Montanez has a truly astonishing story, nevertheless with an assignment title like "Flamin' Hot," I'm bound to have some questions, beginning with "Is this real?" (Yes, it sounds like this movie really, truly is a go.) With that in mind, here are 19 other questions I have about this very real movie:


1. Will they be making limited edition Flamin' Hot Popcorn?


2. And will they develop a partnership with Wet Wipes?


3. Does the person behind Sriracha have an interesting story too?


4. Is Disney currently acquiring the rights to that story, so that we can have a genuine box office face-off?


5. Is this going to be like The Founder, nevertheless with Cheetos?


6. How several "flamin' hot" jokes will there be?


7. Will Chester the Cheetah be involved in the story at all?


8. If yes, will he be more of a Ryan Reynolds, or a David Spade?


9. Will Oscar Isaac be involved? Please mention yes.


10. Can Katy Perry sing the theme song?


11. Who could possibly play Montanez? Seriously, there really are stunningly few mainstream Mexican actors to pick from. Google it.


12. Is this movie only happening so that parents feel better about purchasing the nutritionally-challenged snack for their Flamin' Hot-obsessed kids?


13. Will the movie address the Flamin' Hot bans of 2006?


14. As well as of 2012?


15. And are they going to portray the bans like stock market crashes?


16. Hey, is this going to be like The Big Short?


17. Nevertheless with Bella Hadid in a tub full of Flamin' Hot Cheetos alternatively Margot Robbie in a bubble bath?


18. Am I sensing a Oscar contender?


19. Are Flamin' Hot Cheetos going to be the thing that brings our divided country with each other? I mean, we all agree that this is genius, right?